DS: Cheese Crisis

One evening in Tir Chonaill. Caitin, the towns grocer, wanted to give Deian, the towns shepard, some cheese. Now since Caitin was a grocer and all, you would expect her to sell cheese....well....she does. What kind of grocer would she be if she didn't sell cheese? =/ Exactly! A bad one. Anyways, she wanted to give Deian some cheese but had none left. She ran over to Duncan and asked if she could get a ride to Dunbarton. Duncan, being the old man that he is, did not like Caitin for being a young beautiful woman. He gently and calmly asked her to GTFO and ask someone else, to which Caitin threw strawberries at Duncan and asked him to politely and honestly eat them. She then went on to shove them into his mou- ok this is getting off topic. Anyways! She walked all the way to Dunbarton to buy some cheese from Glenis. Glenis did not care and just gave them to her....Glenis is a nice old lady....Meh. Caitin then ran fast back to Tir and was right infront of the entrance. But their were wolves surrounding her! Caitin had nothing to do but cry and be scared. Just then, I thick broad stick smashes into one of the wolves. It was Deian! He mercilessly destroyed every wolf and then asked Caitin if she was alright. Caitin then went on to say she was in fact alright and asked Deian if he wanted some cheese. Deian stared at Caitin for a while and then blurted out "But...I'm allergic..." Caitin, with the most fake smile ever, tilted her head walked closer to Deian and shoved every ounce of cheese down his throat. Caitin then laughed as she witnessed Deian puffing up and coughing from the cheese. Caitin then awoke from her slumber and realized that it was just a dream.




(DS = Daily Storytime)

That made me laugh xD!

This. Was. Beautiful. :')

I'm amused greatly

I think I remember talking to Deian and him telling me that Caitlin was chubby.
But there was some person who's ideal matched Caitlin perfectly...but I forgot who and typing in her name for ideals iddn't count which upset me QwQ