I invite you guys to read it.
Original Link: http://elegant.incubus.in/index.php?topic=33.0
In Game Name: Some refer to me as Beyonce, other peasants also refer to me as Beyonce. You can call me either one.
Age: OMG you guys are so rude. age is just a number. In my heart and soul I will forever be forever 21.....31.
Total Level: Well after releasing several studio albums that won many rewards, and having a shortly lived acting career I think we can all agree it's higher than you.
How did you find out about Elegant?:
Well I saw you guy's lovely blacklist aka Alexina's Most Wanted list and I was pissed off because I'm totally fabulous but I'm not on you guy's most wanted list? You guys know you're wrong for that. Ya'll Ratchet.
Please list all guilds you have previously been a member of and give your reason for leaving next to each one.:
Destiny's Child - All 3 of us felt we needed to pursue a solo career. But honestly those other two were just straight up basic bitches.
How many hours a week do you play:
7 * 24 = 168 hours, check it.
In Game Race:
Top Three Talent Levels:
Grandmaster everything because I'm perfect.
Screen shots of ALL of your skill tabs (Please make sure all screen shots are clear, readable and neatly cropped):
A Vomiting gnome.
Why do you want to join?:
As stated before, it is a crime not to include Beyonce on you guy's Alexina's most wanted.
But also it's because ya'll need swag. Badly. : (
What do you think you're best able to bring to the guild?:
Fabulousness, Swag, Money, Hookers, Booze. What more do you need?
Did you read and understand our Guild guidelines (the Guidelines/FAQ thread posted on General Section)?:
I had my butler read it outloud to me as I bathed in the most finest bathwater made sprinkled with lavender scented bathsalts and dried unicorn blood. So yes.
1. Many players refer to Elegant as a group of badwords. Once you join Elegant (and maybe even during the application process if people know you are applying) you will likely be asked, "Isn't Elegant a bunch of badwords?" How would you respond to that question?
HELL YES DEM NIGGAS ARE A GROUP OF BAD WORDS. THEY APPARENTLY DON'T THINK BEYONCE IS BAD ENOUGH TO GO ON THEIR WANTED LIST.
2. What ass
et do you have that encourages people to invite you to a run?
Look at that juicy donk.
3. What is your favorite thing to do in Mabinogi and who do you most often share that with?
Sometimes, i stare at new comers and laugh at how peasantly they look. I share this with Lady Gaga and Britney Spears (who is a very smart semiconductor physicist! : http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm )
4. What do you consider your best and highest in-game achievement to be?
Appealing to millions of fans world-wide.
5. What are your primary interests, and your favorite aspects/titles of those interests? Feel free to cover as little or as many types of media or activities as you enjoy.
Let's see, I obviously enjoy singing, acting, fashion and just being better than you, and everyone else in general. But lately I have been practicing the art of Satanism hoping to summon satan by drawing pentagrams with lipsticks on bathroom mirrors. Though I keep on summoning small children but lets face it..Satan..small children? Is there much of a difference?
6. What do you want to embody?
I don't want to embody anything. I already embody perfection.
7. If you could spend an entire day with any one person (in game or out) who would you choose, and why?
I'd like to make a clone and spend all day with her, because I'm the epitome of perfection.
8. What goals have you set for yourself in mabi, and how do you think joining Elegant will help you to achieve them?
To be added on Elegant's most wanted list, so all of mabi can be aware of my fabness. Joining Elegant will allow me to seduce the guild leader to add me to that list.