My name is Saladman. You could also call me Saladfingers, gnikdalas, or simply Salad. I enjoy ranch dressing, mini-vans, candy, children, long walks on the beach, and cuddling by the fire. I'm a man by day and a disgusting green appetizer by night (best eaten with croutons and/or rocks). I like barding songs from animes and video games like Fullmetal Alchemist, Phoenix Wright, Kingdom Hearts, Sword Art Online, etc. My family died in a horrible Vaseline petroleum jelly accident and I can never look at moisturizing products the same ever again (That means I like dark humor).
Hopefully, you've learned something about me, whether it was to stay away from me or not.
Sincerely,
Saladman