Ssssssssssssalad

My name is Saladman. You could also call me Saladfingers, gnikdalas, or simply Salad. I enjoy ranch dressing, mini-vans, candy, children, long walks on the beach, and cuddling by the fire. I'm a man by day and a disgusting green appetizer by night (best eaten with croutons and/or rocks). I like barding songs from animes and video games like Fullmetal Alchemist, Phoenix Wright, Kingdom Hearts, Sword Art Online, etc. My family died in a horrible Vaseline petroleum jelly accident and I can never look at moisturizing products the same ever again (That means I like dark humor).

Hopefully, you've learned something about me, whether it was to stay away from me or not.

Sincerely,

Saladman

Umm ok well nice to meet you salad i am arch/pachi's cat/the reaper so ja you sound awesome. (i didn't know what to say)

Honestly, I can't take anything that you say seriously with that perv face your mabi character is using xD!
Plus, I saw "candy" and "children" owo.

all i remember from u salad...
was going on a rabbie adv run wiff u and peanut .__.;;;

too much pervyness...

salad...fingers.....>3>

How often do you toss the salad, Saladman?

Very often, actually